the chinese historian han fei writes: the courtier mi zixia shared a delicious peach with his lover

what i am trying to say is: *peach emoji* *peach emoji* *hot and bothered emoji*

emperor ai cut the sleeve off his lover so he wouldn’t disturb him getting out of bed 

bro that is extra as fuck

what if that’s designer

also, awwww

anyway

shout out to wuxia shout out to men with impeccable hair care that can endure the sweat of a
strenuous sword fight shout out to crossed arm tea rituals where men become “brothers”
lmfao000oooo ok bro shout out to too much wei wuxian fanfic online shout out to qts riding
gracefully together on the flats of their blades like surfboards along clouds

qt come ride together on my sword 

wait

no tbh i knew what i was doing there

we don’t all screw like rabbits

.

but i’d like to

shout out to the rabbit god, real love god

shout out to the rabbit god doing the kill bill heart exploding pressure point technique on cupid 

real sino-gay is the archer hou yi shooting down nine suns but not one arrow for the moon ????????

oh he has a wife?????

ok bisexual king then frfrfr

thank rabbit the fortune in ur cookie has no buzzwords

no great adventure waits for us

can u lead a horse to the black bean sauce??

americans we have no virtue

and we have no hope

like the best romantics

we get our peach bitten but it's always fresh js

Eric Wang is a queer Chinese writer residing in Scarborough. His latest work can be found in The Puritan and Fugue, and he <33333's you all.